If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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