your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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