Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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