She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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