dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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