I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I think I won the penis lottery.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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