We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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