I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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