office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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