no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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