You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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