do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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