your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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