pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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