stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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