i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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