quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Did I show you my penis last night?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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