whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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