That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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