i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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