If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Operation Purity has been aborted
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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