I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize
