I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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