You really coming over, don't trick.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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