so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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