chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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