Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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