No period for spring break; use this wisely.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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