i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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