Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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