Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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