The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We are all done wearing pants today
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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