I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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