North Korea, Best Korea!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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