Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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