the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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