I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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