yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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