I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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