is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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