when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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