He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Your cock deserves a montage
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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