All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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