Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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