So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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