the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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