I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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