Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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