yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Never underestimate the power of titties
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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