that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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