if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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