I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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