God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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