not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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