did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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