I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
did you just send me my own nude
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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