playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
